Which Warrior Are You?

Published on April 5, 2007 By frogsleg In Blogging

Flame Warriors by Mike Reed Link

This site is a fun and insightful read! You might just recognise yourself there, go on follow the link and look for the description that fits you, don't be shy now.

The descriptions come with really good comic drawing depicting each flame warrior character.

for example - some of the descriptions found (in part): (to please certain non stop moaning cretins)

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Big Dog is a bully who doesn't hesitate to use his superior strength to intimidate other combatants. Big Dog may be smart, articulate or just plain mean, but in any case he is a remorseless fighter, brutally ripping into even the weakest of combatants. Once Big Dog securely fastens his powerful jaws on a hapless victim, Me-Too will join the attack. Me-Too is far too weak and insecure to engage in single combat, and must ally himself with Big Dog or a pack of other Warriors to bring down his quarry. Link

Xenophobe will mount a furious attack if a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum's social dynamics, or questions its prevailing opinions. Link

He does not openly attack, but will (ever tactfully) chastise disruptive comments, gratuitous insults and cretinous insipidity. He is always kind and helpful to Newbie, and will shrug off even the most egregious insults. Eagle Scout is loathed with a poisonous intensity by Evil Clown, Jerk, Enfant Provocateur and Ego. Link

Ennui only rouses himself from his torpor to cajole other Warriors to be more interesting - without, of course, ever contributing anything of interest himself. Ennui has limited weaponry at his disposal, but his majestic affectation of boredom provides an effective defense to attacks. When pressed in battle he will announce his intention of moving on to a more stimulating forum, but instead he will generally lurk quietly until the threat passes. Link

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Have fun reading the site, I did. I certainly recognised some of the JoeUser regular flame warriors in the listings with great amusement, are you one of them?

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Shovelheat

on Apr 05, 2007

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